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A different way their platonic meet-cute from No Second Prances might have gone.

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Background Pony #EC90
lol i can picture the “Everybody Loves Raymond” theme song intro playing in the background in a sitcom with these 2 characters XD
Background Pony #EC90
I dunno why, but this smells like a would-be sitcom about some late 20s - early 30s divorcees trash talking their ex-husbands and getting drunk and fuck lmao
 
And then the next scene involves them waking up the next morning with a horrified look in their face with the “cue-audience” laughing in the background, lol.
 
 
…….hey, i think i might just have an idea for a sitcom specifically involving these 2 characters in this scenario!!!
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The Great & Powerful Trixie is enjoying Cheap Evil-Smelling Beer. Starlight has her XXX Adults Only and her Old Sm(ell?) TRIPLE Distilled CIDER Brandy (Bottles of Blonde).
Alphamon_Ouryuken
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@Joseph Raszagal
 
I refer you to my earlier comment:
 
Here’s the problem; Trixie stopped being performer and started being a BULLY.
There are two types of braggers, those who talk the talk and those who walk the walk. AJ, RD, Rarity & Twi can at least walk, and while Trixie being all talk is technically part of her job, she took it too far at several points.
When confronted on her supposed “greatness”Trixie defended herself against Rainbow’s heckling was telling her lie about the Ursa Major, then started calling ponies on stage to humiliate when her audience, ”her entire audience”, didn’t give her a standing ovation after she claimed to be the “best in Ponyville”, with only Snips and Snails praising her.
Yes, they could’ve just walked away… wait, scratch that since Trixie knowingly goaded them onto the challenge, heck she issued the challenge and tried to pick Twilight out of the crowd by technically harassing her first of an attempt to pressure her onstage, and then Applejack stepped up instead. Then, Rarity was perfectly content with not participating and yet Trixie taunted her into participating anyway.
Trixie said “anything you can do I can do better” she was expected to do just that, but she didn’t:
  1. She challenged ponies to show off their talents
  2. Didn’t actually attempt to out-do them in anything they do, but instead, attempt to publicly humiliate them.
AJ showed off her roping prowess and roped an apple.
Trixie tied her up and stuffed an apple in her mouth.
That’s not doing AJ’s trick better
Dash showed off her flying skills, creating a rainbow.
Trixie attacked her with the rainbow.
Again, not actually doing it better
Rarity gave herself beautiful clothes.
Trixie turned her mane into a sewer rat’s nest.
Once again, that’s not actually doing it better. If she really wanted to turn their own talents against then she’d:
Lasso more apples than AJ.
Actually use RD’s rainbow and have it mimic her stunts while adding a little flair to them via fireworks or something.
Simply use a spell on her own cape to give it more flair or simply made her dress prettier than it already was.
But instead she just cheated by embarrassing them off the stage and back out of her own challenge.
While I understand the whole “traveler spreading tall tales” thing being part of her act, she loses sympathy points because of her “anything you can do I can do better” challenge.
Let’s compare Trixie’s boasting with RD’s, since they’re both have big egos:
The difference is that when RD brags she’ll immediately BACK UP her boasting and actually do what she claims she can do. Yes, RD can be a loudmouth bragger, but if she brags about something, she brags within her own talent range. Trixie however brags outside of it and never owns up to it. Trixie said “anything you can do I can do better”, so she was expected to do just that, but she didn’t.
RD can actually back up her boasts on the spot, and she doesn’t issue any challenges as she knows she’s not capable of owning up to. Sure she’s a bragger, but she’s a bragger that can actually act on any of her boasts. Trixie does not do that, and Rainbow isn’t stupid enough to simply take credit for something she didn’t do. Bragging outside of your skill range will only get you so far until you’re backed into a corner and forced to actually act on those claims, Trixie couldn’t act on them so she cheated her way out and instead just attacked them directly.
Bottom Line: When you boast, it’s better to boast about things you can actually accomplish, and when you challenge someone, you don’t back out of it by embarrassing said challenger, that doesn’t make you better it just makes you look like a pathetic, cowardly, cheater. Trixie’s actions were uncalled for, she simply cheated and attacked her hecklers instead of owning up to her own challenge. If she can’t do that then she’s technically more in the wrong than the Mane three. I’m not saying Trixie deserved to get her home and rep destroyed, but she did need a nice big slice of humble pie herself.
 
So no, the show didn’t “do her dirty”, Trixie just couldn’t live up to her own hype.
Joseph Raszagal
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Emily Brickenbrackle III
Awesome xD . I’m on the fence when it comes to Starlight’s motivation, but I love what they’ve done with her since then so much that I pretty much just overlook it.
 
Trixie hit the nail on the head though. That first episode with her, man, the show really did her dirty xD .
Vivace
Lunar Supporter - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
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“ShimSham my GlimGlams”
Imagination and inference seem to have become foreign concepts. Not every single thing must be shown/told, but too bad: we’ve gotta be reductivists. We have enough told about Glimmer to let our imaginations speculate. And who cares whether or not her history justifies her villainy? Why would it? Pretty sure she was past the moral event horizon by that point, so nothing that drove her to her ends would justify what she did.
Starswirl
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@BK_Leonidas  
That’s a really good question. Twilight was, pound for pound, incredibly more powerful than her even then, but neither of them was emotionally capable of openly acknowledging it at the time. It’s not unlikely Twilight would have taken a fall once she realizes Trixie can’t beat her, just to avoid looking boastful herself. And after that? Things might have taken the same path they had in the episode.
Brass Melody
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@Starswirl  
I’m still wondering what would have happened if Rainbow let Twilight get on stage when Trixie called her up. What would have happened if Twilight DID decide to show off her talent and upstage Trixie.
Starswirl
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@BK_Leonidas  
The ponies of Ponyville do often seem to fall victim to sudden stupid syndrome, yes. Although, Trixie is not being truthful about what happened either. In the picture above, she complains that she was blamed for the Ursa Minor attacking Ponyville, but that never happened.
 
Her career was “over” when ponies caught on to her lying being nothing but lies. It picked up again when she stopped lying and did magic acts again.
 
By the way, I do wonder if Trixie could’ve avoided the public turning on her if her first reaction to being exposed hadn’t been “Yeah, but I’m still better than you, so nyah!”  
Ponies did come to her apology tour, after all.
Brass Melody
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@Starswirl  
Yeah but I chock that up to the writers deciding that the town needed to be full of assholes that episode. Then again you could make the same argument for a lot of other stupid bollocks the townsfolk got into. Remember when they all spontaneously became injured or ill right as the Flim Flam brothers started handing out placebo juice to everyone?
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Lord of the Empty Seat
@BK_Leonidas  
By that logic she had absoluty no reason to go on with her little “anything you can do, I can do better” shtick. She could’ve just continued preforming from there, but took it upon herself to giad and attack her opponents, starting with Twilight.
 
So again, Trixie is in the wrong here.
Starswirl
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@BK_Leonidas  
That’s the same audience who also mocked Trixie mercilessly after it was proven she was full of sh*t. They liked it when Trixie humiliated Twilight’s friends, and they liked to humiliate Trixie too.
Brass Melody
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@darknessRising24  
And the moment they asked that was the moment they went the joy kill route. Also speaking of details, notice the oos and awes from the crowd when she used her fireworks to show the story of the Ursa Minor. The audience knows she’s full of shit but go along anyway because they know when to just stay quiet and let others enjoy the show.
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@Jarkes
 
I refer you to my earlier comment:
 
 
And speaking of “Magic Dual”, Trixie’s so-called “revenge” is totally unwarranted since she aimed that vengeance at the wrong ponies. In her flashback it was the townsfolk who proceeded to mock her after the Ursa incedent, not to mention the fact that she basically attacked Twilight for no good reason since she was the one who saved Trixie’s life but the entire town from the rampaging Ursa when she failed to do anything to remotely damage it. So Trixie had no right to hold anything against her.
Alphamon_Ouryuken
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@BK_Leonidas  
Once again, there’s a difference. RD asked exactly what made her so “Great And Powerful”, and when she told her story, no one applauded her, so she started picking ponies out of the audience to one-up, starting with Twilight, who hadn’t done anything.
 
Maybe if you paid attention to the little details in the episode, you’d stop acting like Trixie’s some sort of innocent saint.
Brass Melody
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@darknessRising24  
You know I can’t help but shake this mental image of you storming some real-life magician’s stage to tell him/her how much they suck when they call your friend up and when they decide to pants you while you’re in full view of everyone, you’d call it sexual harassment.