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Nope, not gonna rub it!

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Background Pony #687E
I will find whoever denied belly rubs to a cute mare, and I will love and tolerate the shit out of them…before I blow their brains out. With nuzzles. Then I will bury the body and plant pretty flowers on the grave, before I gracefully dance on the felon’s grave, barely missing the flowers with every graceful move I make before taking a piece of the body and cloning it before I repeat the process and have a graveyard full of the monster’s body and several beautiful flowers in front of every tombstone.
Background Pony #093A
Belly rubs must be carefully rationed so we don’t run out during the long, cold winter.