At the Gala! At the Gala!

At the Gala! With the fandom!
I’m going to see them all!
All the Bronies! I’ll befriend them
at the Gala! (At the Gala!)

Watching ponies! Wearing cosplays!
Drawing pictures big and small!
We’ll become good friends forever
right here at the Gala!

All our dreams are coming true,
right here at the Gala! At the Gala!

At the Gala! (It’s amazing!) I will sell them! (Better hurry!)
All my handmade Pony things! (Pretty ponies!)
Little buttons! (They’re so precious!) Creepy plushies! (I don’t get it!)
Cutie badges! Pony wings! (Those are cool!)

And I’ll take any commission,
right here at the Gala!

I would like a picture of my favorite ponies shipping!
What’s the fee for my OC dressed up for the Gala? For the Gala?

I am staring at the camera, and I don’t know what to say.
I was dragged here by my boyfriend to the Gala… (to the Gala!)
All the singing… Pretty colors… Now I wonder if he’s gay?
But he’s still my favorite Brony tonight at the Gala!

Dressing up and getting down, our dancing’s slightly awkward.
Stop and stare, cause we don’t care! We’re here at the Grand Gala!
At the Gala!

Been training! I’ve been playing
to rule at Pony Rock Band!
My gamer skills are pretty sweet
(aced Expert ‘Archie’ and ‘Eurobeat!’)

I’ll challenge any Brony!
Face-offs to Mandopony!
Feel free to come compete with
me here at the Gala!

We’re all thumbs, so we can’t play. Our scores are rather horrid.
TF2 is what we do when we’re not at the Gala! At the Gala!

I AM HERE AT THE GRAND GALA,
AND THIS MUSIC’S SUPER LOUD!
I AM SCREAMING IN FRIENDS’ FACES
TO BE “HERD” WITHIN THIS CROWD!

AND IT’D BE SOMEWHAT IRONIC
IF I WERE BECOMING “HORSE”!
ALL THE SHRIEKING! ALL THE SCREECHING!
I CAN’T HEAR AT THE GALA!

We don’t know what you’re saying at the Gala! At the Gala!

@ the Gala! (At the Gala!) I’m on Twitter! (I’m on Twitter!)
And I’m sending picture Tweets! (Send a Tweet!)
Brony hashtags go on Reddit!
Tagging friends is pretty sweet! (Super sweet!)

And I’ll post this all on YouTube,
Once this song’s complete!

This will get the most views ever!

Time for the Gala! It’s begun!
We’re ready now for lots of fun!

Time for the Gala! Let’s go in,
‘cause this’ll be so awesome!

Time of the Gala! We can’t wait!
It’s starting now! We can’t be late!

Time for the Gala! Meet new friends!
Time for the Gala! Sell commissions!

Time for the Gala! Brony date!
Shred guitar and social network!

To meet! To sell!
To date! To rock!
To text! TO WUB!

Time for the Gala!
Time for the Gala!
And we’ll have the best night ever
At the Gala!