Alara: could you do the rest of these, by any chance? ^^

@Background Pony #00D1  
Could be both.

@ awsome pony mlp  
Scroll down.

English version please

@Alara Rogers
 
It still gets the meaning across, I’d say! Thanks for the translation :D

@PonyPon  
I don’t know why, but reading that is so fucking hilarious.

@Background Pony #00D1  
Oh, I doubt he charged money. :-)

@Alara Rogers  
So Discord was a whore….these Japanese…

@Alara Rogers  
Possibly Rainbow Dash’s line is “I totally can’t believe this jerk!” instead of “no confidence he can do that”.

@Alara Rogers  
This isn’t perfect, I’m not fluent… I did this with the help of my kanji dictionary so I’m fairly sure the overall sense of it is accurate, but I may be missing nuances.

Aah, ponydomo o komaraseru no wa tanoshii na!  
Oh, it’s so much fun to annoy ponies!
 
N? Nan da omaera?  
Huh? What’s up with you?
 
Ah, orera seiryoku o motteamashite teru kedo, seiryoku o shori nan ka shitaku nai na  
Oh, we’re overwhelmed by too much lust, we can’t begin to manage it
 
Hahaha! Dattara oresama ga omaera no seiryoku o shori shite yaru ze!  
Hahaha! In that case, I will manage your lust for you!
 
Kyaa kowaai  
Yikes… scary
 
Suukagetsu ato  
Several months later
 
Nee.. sekinin motte sodatte nakya dame yo?  
So… you’re going to take responsibility and raise it, right?
 
Da kara konna yatsu shinyou dekinai n da!  
I so totally have no confidence he can do that!

not sure if pregnant or he ate them

Anyone know what they are saying?

Captain Obvious? What happened here?

Geeze, these guys are monsters.