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That’s it, Rarity, you’re on Keter Duty!
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“Keter Duty” is the first sign you’re not down with SCP.
Which kinda makes sense, in-iniverse.
The Foundation is not a museum or a zoo. It is a maximum-security facility built to contain world-altering or world-ending artifacts. The utmost diligence must be used to keep everything on constant lockdown.
But since none of the things actually exist, the whole “no fun allowed” guys isn’t really all that excusable.
A lot of users on the site seem to not understand why stuff like the joke SCPs, the cool creepy story SCPs with the expansive experiment log tales, and the ‘does lots of cool and or funny things’ experiment log SCPs are popular.
Which translates to them coming off as “no fun allowed”.
It isn’t even mainly about horror. I’d say that there is an even balance of humor, horror, and wonder themed SCP entries. It’s just the Keter and often Euclid entries pose a threat which is why they’re classified as such.
Because it’s hilarious to read? I know SCP got its start as a creepypasta, and continues to be mainly about horror, but it’s nice to mix in some genuinely funny articles in with the scary.
take it from me, i’ve written 20 SCPs
“Dr. Bright does not possess the 7th Element of Harmony.”
also,
“Dr. Bright is not to show junior staffers his ‘cutie mark’.
Dr. Bright is not allowed to use SCP-137 on any Hasbro product.
“
But Cockatrice and just about everything that exists in the mlp usiverse are based on real-world myth, legend, and fiction.
And just to throw more confusion into the mix it is heavily implied that Dr. Bright created a Little Pony: “Putting an equine, no matter how small, through SCP-914 on very fine again is strictly forbidden. No you cannot keep it.”
Hell, they already have a cockatrice in captivity (SCP-1013). It is, of course, forbidden to interact with Dr. Bright because, despite his claims, he can not “do Fluttershy’s Stare”.
A nice thought, but Fluttershy is not SCP-053. I fear the only situation in which Fluttershy and SCP-682 could be placed in the same sentence would be ‘Fluttershy was messily devoured by SCP-682’.
SCP-871 is a large pile of never-ending cakes. Why is it Keter-level? Because they are never-ending. Someone has to keep eating the cakes that suddenly appear or they will continue to appear, flooding the building, the street, the city, and eventually the entire world.
Fluttershy giving 682 bellyrubs. Its adaptation is to freeze itself in a time-loop so it keeps getting bellyrubs.
Sorry, but I’m not allowed to tell people if I’m Dr. Bright. I’m also not allowed to mention this 7th Element of Harmony, either.
Or my Dragonzord.
Silent Wing, if you are actually Dr. Bright, please refer to #72-5 and go back to your office.
No problem.
thanks!
BEHOLD! The List of Things Dr Bright Is Not Allowed To Do At The Foundation
so, I’ve been trying to read all of the SCP entries, but where are you finding these rules?