@GLARGH  
He sparklin’.

Huh.
 
I thought someone was going to make a Twilight joke first.

If I were Flash, I’d be upset someone threw a bunch of pocket glitter in my hair. However, I’m not Flash, and he sure feels really fabulous about it.

@And Brother I Hurt People  
Yep.

@ArtofCider
 

 
He’s like a dog. We have to hold him down in the tub until we thoroughly rub and rinse his scalp with this, otherwise he’ll jump out and make a run for it.

 
You can be anything you want in your dreams!

@Background Pony #C6E3
 
They feel frightened and unsure.
 
So let’s heighten your allure.

That’s an odd case of dandruff.

@lasty  
unless pony flash is secretly 1000 years old :O

@atalarikt  

 
Right on.

@lasty  
It’s EqG. Nothing in FiM needs to be wholly exactly carried to EqG.

@atalarikt  
Not likely. If human Flash is the son of human Luna, logically, pony Flash must be the son of pony Luna, as well. Luna hasn’t been back from the moon near long enough to have an adult offspring.

@SaburoDaimando
 

 
…I can make the best of this situation.

@OminousBrony  
Actually it’s quite implied by calling himself princess he wants all the male virgins. The only reason he’s not the queen of the night is cause he’s missing the outfit.

That wouod be funny if Flash Sentry gets harrassed by Ronyx from Star Ocean: First Departure.

(dumps a bucket of Virgin Olive Oil on Flash Sentry)
 
What? You said that I should bring you my virgins. So there you go.

@OminousBrony
 
You fool! Do you think that the great and mighty Flash is stopped by such flesh restraints as sexual orientation?!

Brings Flash all the male Virgins Never said they had to be female virgins.

Wouldn’t that make Flash some sort of royal pony, like Blueblood? “I am Prince Flash, give me your waifus.”

@atalarikt  
Well, they both have blue hair and bluish eyes. I’m scared now.

@atalarikt  

 
Scary indeed if it is true.

I’m the princess of the night, so of course they run in fright!

I’m somehow afraid that Flash Sentry is a son of Vice Principal Luna.