@Background Pony #2526  
hand sanitizer is actually weaker than this stuff lmao

10/10 would try

Thanks no alcohol…thats straight up corn fuel!

Perfect to drown your social ineptitude fueled sorrows in!

@Barhandar  
I like port from time to time, too! Good stuff.

@Red Cedar  
Can confirm, port is delicious.

Looks like this is raw hand sanitizer before gellant and denatured alcohol is added.

10/10 would buy multiple cases XD

Because I am from Michigan I will never be able to taste such sweet nectar since my leader says I can’t have anything over 75.5% (151 proof) because I and everyone else inside this mitten-shaped boarder can’t handle it simply because Great Leader says we can’t.

@ghostfacekiller39  
Twilight would like port. There’s a saying, after all, about it being the comfort of the aged and the companion of the scholar.
 
Fluttershy would probably be some sickly sweet alcopop, and she would nurse a single bottle of it over an entire night.

@ghostfacekiller39  
I believe you mean 125% (according to http://www.worldlifeexpectancy.com/cause-of-death/alcohol/by-country/)

@Marnssj  

 
Just keep in mind that Finland is twice the country that the USA will ever be when you’re doing that.

@Renofox  
>Finland
 
I don’t know how you do stuff over there, but here in America, we love to kill ourselves with alcohol poisoning. We would drink that entire bottle with no mixer just cuz.

The vodka in the bottle is Viru Valge from Estonia, the Finland’s Disneyland. I also made my traditional Canterlot Castle playset from the loot of the last trip: http://ponilauta.fi/poni/src/14312560365903.jpg
 
 
@Ghoul 13  
I know doctors warn about booze and energy drinks, but drinks like Vodka Battery are still extremely popular in Finland, and no one has heard of anyone having died from it.
 
@Marusame  
@Barhandar  
With 80% alcohol small portions are certainly enough, and I made this smaller bottle specifically so I won’t have to haul unnecessarily large bottles to pony parties every second weekend. Cider is a good main drink, Vodka is just for spicing energy drinks so you won’t lose momentum while drinking them to stay awake.

@Barhandar  
““That means you f***cked up for less money. Hook a brother up.[](https://vimeo.com/40648211)

Vodka at least here in the states is 40% and even that tastes like isopropyl.  
I got some crystal head vodka its pretty good but 80%? yeah thats nearly pure grain alcohol. A dixie cups worth is probably enough for you to feel it pretty quickly.

Still no over 90% pony drink?

@Barhandar  
Or you’re just weak! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!

It would basically be Everclear, yeah.

80% by volume? That’s not vodka, dear kids, that’s straight-up ethanol.

That description tough…..especialy with 160 proof.I wouldn’t recommend it.

@ghostfacekiller39  
@Taupe_Hat  

Imagine if this was real, then you can get drunk with this while watching an episode you predict will be bad.

>description  
And die from cardiac arrest.

@Taupe_Hat  

 
Well, I would say that, but I kind of went Cider for RD since I don’t see her having much of an alcoholic beverage to begin with due to being an athlete and all. Then I remembered her fondness for cider and I felt it was more fitting ._.