Good advice.

@PerpetualFanboy  
Hah! People who live near the park told me that the use of the Imperial Stormtroopers as security for Disney in the new Wreck-It Ralph movie is no exaggeration.
 
EDIT: I’ve also heard about guys who bragged about bringing those strings of fireworks to Disney World (and the UN, and many other places). They put a mask over their faces, light them off, toss, them into a trashcan and scream as they start to blow, “ARMAGEDDON! I’M TAKING YOU ALL WITH ME!”
 
Or so they assure me. They sound a lot like some guys in New Zealand who used to pull similar stunts and spent a LOT of time getting better acquainted with the NZ legal system.

@Ginger_Fig  
It will be once security gets a hold of you….

Does this call for the Disney World version of the ride, too? I live in Florida.

@Eric Michael Kline  

 
Who the hell says that?

I’ve heard that after five minutes, the ride loses its charm and becomes the theme park equivalent of being waterboarded.

Wasn’t there a joke about this somewhere regarding the MLP equivalent of Disneyland, “Whinnyland?”

Remember - Five points for body shots, ten for head shots, minus one for animals and double points for the actual Disney characters they added a few years ago.

Brilliant!

Nerf darts!? I thought this was ’murica!

I wonder if anyone’s actually done that?

Use Nerf?
 
So that’s what I’ve been doing wrong this whole time, that explains the permanent ban from Disney World…and all the blood.

I thought this meme was supposed to give bad advice.

 
That sounds awesome.