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Oh boy, an unboxing of my new baby sister!
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Alright, we’re ready for the cesarian; let’s get to work, everypony!
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AAaaaaaAAAAaaaaaaAAAhhhhHHHHAHAAAAAA!!!! [Sprints out of the room]
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Today in the town of Canterlot a saviour has been born to you.
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Next room over, lady.
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Oh, sorry.
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Today in the town of Canterlot a saviour-
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Holy hanna I’m hot when I’m older!
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You got that right! High hoof!
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Your heart rate is 180 holding still. What- WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN EATING?!
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I’ve had a strict diet in the past month or so.
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I don’t know what happened.
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Strict?
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Strictly candy. I thought you can cancel out the sugar with more-sugar.
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Well in my professional opinion you’re a dummy.
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I want a second opinion.
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You’re a megadummy.
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Thank you.
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She still looks like a potato.
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Am not.
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I’m a grown stallion; all newborn babies are ugly, hairy potato mules to me.
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At the end of the day we’re all hairy potato mules.
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And I am the alpha hairy potato mule.
ALL HAIL THE ALPHA HAIRY POTATO MULE
now this was great :D
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your current filter.“Oh, little winged potatoes…”
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your current filter.“…and this potato’s got big ears…”
@Antonyourknee
I know, right?
Mule: None taken.
Pony is like a potato… so nice.
What sorcery is this?!