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full Oh boy, an unboxing of my new baby sister! full Alright, we’re ready for the cesarian; let’s get to work, everypony!  
full AAaaaaaAAAAaaaaaaAAAhhhhHHHHAHAAAAAA!!!! [Sprints out of the room]  
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full Today in the town of Canterlot a saviour has been born to you. full Next room over, lady. full Oh, sorry.  
full Today in the town of Canterlot a saviour- full Holy hanna I’m hot when I’m older! full You got that right! High hoof!  
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full Your heart rate is 180 holding still. What- WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN EATING?! full I’ve had a strict diet in the past month or so.  
full I don’t know what happened. full Strict? full Strictly candy. I thought you can cancel out the sugar with more-sugar.  
full Well in my professional opinion you’re a dummy. full I want a second opinion. full You’re a megadummy. full Thank you.  
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full She still looks like a potato. full Am not. full I’m a grown stallion; all newborn babies are ugly, hairy potato mules to me.  
full At the end of the day we’re all hairy potato mules. full And I am the alpha hairy potato mule.

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Elements of Harmony - Had an OC in the 2022 Community Collab
Twinkling Balloon - Took part in the 2021 community collab.
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2018) - Celebrated Derpibooru's six year anniversary with friends.
Magical Inkwell - Wrote MLP fanfiction consisting of at least around 1.5k words, and has a verified link to the platform of their choice
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2017) - Celebrated Derpibooru's five year anniversary with friends.
Thread Starter - Transformers Thread

GOKAAAAI... SILVER!
Supposedly this whole exchange is a reference to something (I’ve seen it several times before), but I’ve no idea what…
Background Pony #950A
I’m a grown stallion; all newborn babies are ugly, hairy potato mules to me.
 
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