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Champions of Equestria

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@Background Pony #4A3C
 
Yeah, true. The chart probably should have gone more like this:
 
Panel 1: [Venus smiles awkwardly, no small amount of nervousness present on her face] “Why are you smiling at me like that …?”
 
Panel 2: [her pupils turn to pinpricks and her face drains itself of all colour as she remembers what usually happens when people say that about her]
 
Panel 3: [Venus swats the gift from your hand/hoof/claws/whatever, panic evident in her eyes] “No, not again! It’s just going to be drugs, or rope, or some disgusting, perverted toy!”
 
Panel 4: [Venus pathetically struggles in your iron grip, your calming cuddles doing the exact opposite of their intended effect] “Let go! Please! Why does it always have to be me!?”
 
Panel 5: [the rusted orange mare openly weeps as your lips touch hers, her body wracked by sobs, hindering her ability to speak] “Why…? Why me? Why is it always me…?
 
Panel 6: [Venus lies on the ground, curled up in a little ball, oblivious to your attempts at a proposal]
Background Pony #0993
Shouldn’t the first two be terror? I’m sure she’s been told that a million times before.