@Background Pony #A965  
Well of course. While I might just be another asshole on the internet, I still want to make sure my fellow internet assholes are safe and healthy.
 
Being an anonymous jerk is fun and all, but I do care about you guys and gals.

@Joseph Raszagal  
That’s true too.

@Background Pony #A965  
IRL, I’m gay, so there’s very little chance of baby-making. But that’s not the only reason to put on a glove before making love. Remember, sexually transmitted diseases are a thing and they’re very, very scary.
 
Take caution, my fellow psychopaths of the internet.

@Joseph Raszagal  
Unless you want a child, (or several) it’s always a good idea to wrap it before you tap it.

Porn logic tells me that it’s alright to go bareback, but Badum’s weird condom-pony is speaking the real truth here.
 
Always remember, folks, you’re a fool if you don’t wrap your tool. Have fun, sure, but be safe while you’re doing it. All I really want is for my fellow psychopaths here to be safe.

@stemo  
:D

@Badumsquish
 
Thanks, haven’t come across it yet. Thought it was one of yours since you make so much ‘original species’ art. Hope to see some more impressively creative ponies from you in the future (as is normal for you). Toodles!

@stemo  
Yeah, if I ever come across it I’ll let you know :D

@Badumsquish
 
Ah, so I take it you weren’t the creator, oh well I hope you saw it too because maybe my imagination is getting the better of me. Yeah I’ve been looking around, inkbunny, e621.net, etc. Haven’t come across it yet but will endeavor to look more. Any confirmation such an image exists would be greatly appreciated!

@stemo  
That wouldn’t have been one of mine. Closest thing I ever did to something like that was the hieroglyph pony on the back of the door :D  

@stemo  
Okay, please do.

@Background Pony #A965
 
Eh, it’s alright, I’ll keep looking and if it turns up I’ll link it here.

@stemo  
Okay, well I dunno where to find what you’re looking for.

@Background Pony #A965
 
nah, the deer was literally the door knob. with the face being on the outside of the house while the rear end was inside. I remember her asking for the ‘special key’, and things quickly spiraling out of control from there. Maybe I saw it on some other site, not so sure. All I can remember after that is a lot of laughing, pain, and dumbfoundedness that this was actually happening. That picture was alluding to a toy china made that was malfunctional. This was very much a deer door amalgamation.

@stemo  
I looked for “door” and “deer” together, and only came up with 14 results, none of which were what you’re looking for.  
I did find this cutie though.  

Well alright but you’re the one who will have to do the explaining on why this night doesn’t feel as awesome as the other nights.

@ShimmeringStallion
 
I seem to remember a door deer but can’t seem to find it anywhere, did it disappear? I looked at a few aliases for words related to such a picture but thus far found nothing. I remember it being really hilarious, just can’t for the life of me tell if it was one of badumsquishes moments or not.

@Badumsquish  
@Badumsquish  
The conversation with Penncentral15 on >>1871619 has reminded me of Sheath, which has lead me back here, and seeing this old conversation has put an idea in my head.
 
What if GMHAA actually used Sheath one time, but in an ironic twist of fate, wound up getting her pregnant instead of whoever he was having sex with? (Or, alternatively, he could’ve just been using her to contain the mess when cranking one out one afternoon.)

@Background Pony #8ACC  
She has no power in the realm of dreams XD

@Badumsquish  
To be fair, even if she did, I don’t think Sheath could’ve done much (if anything) to prevent Lacuna’s conception.

@Background Pony #8ACC  
She’s not as good at keeping him in line as she’d like to be XD

@íaqwsy  
Pretty sure Sheath means that whoever GMHAA’s about to do is on birth control pills.  
Though, considering how many interspecies children he has, I don’t think birth control is a thing that crosses his mind too often.

LOL i thought she is pilled like you know… rape

@Badumsquish  
Ah, okay. That’s understandable. Don’t want too much of the same thing at once, and everyone’s prone to forgetting this or that from time to time,

@Background Pony #8ACC  
I was holding off because someone else was going to and eventually forgot. Then I think they forgot too XD