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Let’s put a smile on that face!
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That was easier than I expected.
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I’m sorry.
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No worries.
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You know, I just realized that Batman’s greatest villain in “The Dark Knight” wasn’t the Joker.
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It was Harvey Dent.
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If Harvey Dent came into power he’d eradicate all the crime in Gotham in no time at all.
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Thus effectively nullifying the need for Batman, and Batman wouldn’t have any of that.
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The Joker keeps Batman alive, and Gotham never gets rid of all its crime. Harvey stays alive because he’d be a martyr otherwise.
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Of course if Batman keeps Poison Ivy alive she can paint one of her giant venus fly traps to look like Piranha Pete from Mario Kart.
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Pirahna Pete is not the hero Gotham needs, but the plant it needs.
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Wait. How did it go, again?
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The Joker is the hero Gotham needs?
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Exactly; the Joker did nothing wrong.
DINGDINGDINGDINGDING
YOU WIN THE PRIZE, BEAVERNATOR!
And she got the character’s name wrong. I’m not pissed off about that.
Eh, she was close