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@Richard Chambers
 
You’re a mean one, Rainbow Dash  
You really are a heel  
You’re as cuddly as a cactus  
You’re as charming as an eel  
Rainbow Da-a-a-A-sh  
You’re a bad banana with a greasy black peel
 
You’re a monster, Rainbow Dash  
Your heart’s an empty hole  
Your brain is full of spiders  
You’ve got garlic in your soul  
Rainbow Da-a-a-A-sh  
I wouldn’t touch you with a thirty-nine and a half foot pole
 
You’re a vile one, Rainbow Dash  
You have termites in your smile  
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile  
Rainbow Da-a-a-A-sh  
Given the choice between the two of you,  
I’d take the seasick crocodile.
 
You’re a foul one, Rainbow Dash.  
You’re a nasty wasty skunk.  
Your heart is full of unwashed socks.  
Your soul is full of gunk,  
Rainbow Da-a-a-A-sh
 
The three best words that best describe you,  
Are as follows, and I quote:  
Stink!  
Stank!  
Stunk!
 
You’re a rotter Rainbow Dash  
You’re the king of sinful sots  
Your heart’s a dead tomato squashed with moldy purple spots  
Rainbow Da-a-a-A-sh
 
Your soul is an appalling dump heap  
Overflowing with the most disgraceful  
Assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable,  
Mangled up in tangled up knots.
 
You nauseate me, Rainbow Dash  
With a nauseous super nos  
You’re a crooked jerky jockey and,  
You drive a crooked horse  
Rainbow Da-a-a-A-sh!
 
You’re a three-decker sauerkraut  
And toadstool sandwich,  
With arsenic sauce!