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Who would win…Applejack or Yul Brynner?

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Lyra’s review of the theme park:
 
“Unstoppable stalker human pursued me for eight hours! Unfortunately, they still haven’t quite gotten hands right, so I can only score this a 3.5 out of 10.”
@EEGAH
Or there could be a MLP-themed one where you help the Mane Six defeat Nightmare Moon. Of course when the robots go berserk she tramples the Mane Six, kicks your buddy into the wall hard enough to shatter his spine, and then starts going after you.
 
Robot-Twilight: “There’s one thing you haven’t counted on, Nightmare Moon! The Magic of Friendshi -”
 
Robot-Nightmare Moon’s programming finally breaks down. She charges forward and tramples the Robot Six. They go down with shocked-sounding squeals, parts flying.
 
Robot-Twilight: lying in a shattered heap “Th-the Mag-Magic o-o-of -”
 
She goes silent as the Nightmare brings her hoof down one last time and crushes her head.
 
Robot-Nightmare Moon: Looks at the two bronies who paid for a week in ‘Ponyville’
 
You: “Should… should we stop her? This doesn’t remind me very much of the show.”
 
Brony #1: “Naw…” More certainly “They’re just, just changing it up for us, making it different.”
 
Robot-Nightmare Moon: “Stand back, you foals! The Night will last Forever!”
 
Brony #1: “Yeah, yeah, I’m certain –” He reaches out as though to grab NMM by her horn.
 
Robot-Nightmare Moon: Wheels and lashes out with her rear hooves at full strength. Brony #1 goes flying into the stone wall with a loud crack.
 
Brony #1: Looks at you in disbelief as he slides to the floor. Blood trickles from his mouth and nose as his lungs and heart are ruptured, broken ribs driven through them. “She… kicked me.” Voice starts to weaken as blood fills his mouth. “Dammit, she kicked me!”
 
Robot-Nightmare Moon: Charges in. You barely dodge to the side as she drives her horn into his chest. She pulls back, blood running from the wound, and rears. Her forehooves smash into his face and crush his skull. She steps back and turns to face you. “You little foal. Thinking you could defeat me?”
 
You: Look first at broken Mane Six robots, then at your dead friend, chest smashed, skull caved in. Then you look at Nightmare Moon in rising horror as it all sinks in. “My God…”
 
Robot-Nightmare Moon: Blood running down her face and dripping from her hooves. She smiles. “You’re kidding. You’re kidding, right?”
 
You: start running for your life as the Nightmare chases you.
@Background Pony #D6DE  
I’d love to see that idea as a fanfic.
 
@BarryFromMars
 
I can see the scene where Dash and AJ confront the Gunslinger.
 
AJ: “Aw heck, you get ’im this time, Dash.”
 
Dash: “Heh. Sure thing. Hey, watch this -” [Dash pulls her gun. The Gunslinger does a lightning-fast draw and puts a bullet through her.]
 
AJ: [Stares in horror.] “D-Dash?”
 
Dash: [Turns to AJ, doubled up, one bloodstained hoof held out in stunned disbelief.] “He - shot me?”
 
Gunslinger: [Puts two more bullets into Dash. She drops dead to the dirt of the street before the shocked Applejack. He then looks at AJ and says in a perfectly calm voice…]
 
Gunslinger: “Draw.”
Background Pony #6C1E
@EEGAH  
Or there could be a MLP-themed one where you help the Mane Six defeat Nightmare Moon. Of course when the robots go berserk she tramples the Mane Six, kicks your buddy into the wall hard enough to shatter his spine, and then starts going after you.