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Number One Assistant in action !
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“Hello, my name is Spike, dragon, ex-Vampony hunter, and Butler to the Sparkle organization. I answer the door, I today up the castle, and I take out the trash. And I also kill self-entitled little twats like yourself.”
Is this a Bronie page?
Aw shit, that’s an anti-tank rifle.
AW SHIT, THAT’S AN ANTI-TANK RIFLE!!!
“From the moment we met you wanted to fight me. Otherwise, how could you ever move forward? Would you even know how? Were you afraid of becoming useless? Were you afraid of getting old? Or maybe, you were afraid of being forgotten!
What game am I playing? Don’t make me laugh “Number One Assistant”, You’re the one playing games! Look at you…sixty years and in your heart you’re just the same: Just a scrawny brat!
Grin
Now come on, show me what you’ve got!”
I don’t give a shit, I don’t give a fuck
Now if I give a shit, I’ll might just give a fuck
But I don’t give a shit, I don’t give a–
flames suddenly shows up killing all the ghouls
…Fuck was that?!