I have found a loophole if I hurt fluttershy by not petting her and only pet her animals but I still give her a hug. I design clothes and not give any ideas to rarity but give her patents for them. Finally I race rainbow in a black bird to win then I later ride in it. Then we all is happy 😊
@FaustXXXVII
Unless I and also apparently the majority of MLP fans don’t count as people, not everyone hates her.
…
What’s that I hear?
Is that…
the Orbital Friendship Cannon powering up?
*and suddenly the Orbital Friendship Cannon obliterated you*
I would marry Fluttershy, except i’m really not sure i could deal with all the animals. Her pets seem to be extremely well trained, but they would still smell like animals. I’m not really an animal guy and i don’t particularly enjoy animal smell. I imagine ponies would wash and shampoo on the regular, so they’d be fine, but doth the animals join said club?
Also, she has pet wasps…. I don’t think i could marry one who has pet wasps.
@doodled2
People like Dash for a lot of reasons actually. A lot of us enjoy her jerkiness because it’s funny and gives the show a bit of an edge. There’s also the fact that even though she can be a jerk, she’s still a well-meaning friend who goes out of her way to help her friends when they need her, has performed countless heroic acts, and just has a flat-out awesome design.
That clear things up for you?
As for me: Marry Rarity, Snuggle Dash, Torture Fluttershy.
Marry Fluttershy for her kindness, thoughtfulness and compassion.
Snuggle Rainbow Dash for her adorable facial expressions.
Torture Rarity by loudly proclaiming, to her face, in the middle of the Manehatten fashion event of the year how much she has influenced and inspired me with her fashions, while wearing a polyester paisley butterfly-collar shirt, wide polka-dot tie, a horizontally striped jacket and plaid trousers, all in different, bright, clashing primary and secondary colours.
oh wait i changed my mind…
Marry: Fluttershy
Snuggle: Rarity
Torture: RD
Reasons:
Marrying FS would be great since you cn snuggle her all the time then and do some other stuff with her…
Snuggle rarity because it’s not a great idea to marry her because shes so obsessed with keeping things clean so you’d literally have to put on a hazmat suit when you enter the house…
And since they dont say wat kind of torture it’s best to R4PE RD untill she cries or admits that she’s not as great as she says she is