God bless horsefucking America!

Shit, I’d do it with Aryanne.

however, horses are prohibitively expensive, and sneaking into a barn to fuck horses you do not own is illegal.

@thps48 Tell me more

@iloveportalz0r  
Never fuck more than one. Death awaits those who do. At least that’s what I’ve heard. :D

k I found it:  

@BK_Leonidas Ah, yes! I do! I thot I had that bookmarked, but it appears that I do not :c

@iloveportalz0r  
You rely on the Harkness test too?

@rogerSnow Personally, I’ll fuck anything intelligent enough to say yes c:

@iloveportalz0r  
Eh, one of us has to be out of our element to do it, which is awkward, but I guess they would be an exception to the rule, (still not personally into it).

@rogerSnow How do you feel about dolphins?

@Peruvian_Pony  
Defines the planet too. X3

allow me to sum up this bickering in this gif:  

@Background Pony #F5EB  
That’s probably the definition of the phrase “Ha ha ha no”. :3

@Background Pony #F021  
so if you combine em both than its  
>100% not funny (?)

100% funny  
100% nope

@Tholomew  
Dude, I’m on your side, there is no argument here. “Knock yourself out” is a fucking incredibly common phrase. I could’ve made fun of you for not knowing it, but there are quite a few people on here who speak English as a second language, so I gave you the benefit of the doubt.
 
I’m a guy that’s a-okay with you sticking your dick in animals and you’re still trying to fucking start shit with me and call me an asshole. Good luck with life.

@rogerSnow
 
Jesus fuck, you’re pretentious.

@Tholomew  
I’m assuming English isn’t your first language. “Knock yourself out” is a pretty common expression. As in
 
“Daddy can I have a brownie?”
 
“Sure, knock yourself out kid.”

@Tholomew  
Please tell me you’re just unaware of the idiomatic meaning of the phrase “knock yourself out”…

@rogerSnow
 
Knocking somebody out requires a severe enough concussion to actually upset the brain’s function for a period of time.
 
That’s brain damage.

@Background Pony #F5EB  
Five bucks says that’s the first and most obvious place Cranky looked for Mathilda?

Obviously you people haven’t been to Tijuana, Mexico  

@Tholomew  
“ >if your opinion is different from mine, give yourself brain damage”
 
Dude, where the fuck did I say to go give yourself brain damage?