This is so sad: another self-hating breakfast-fetishist depiction.
 
Why do “Brekkies” like Octavia get so much hate online? It’s terrible!
 
I mean, it’s not like she was dressed up as scrambled eggs, or something! THOSE Brekkies are just SICK!

Damn it, Octavia, I’ve wanted to see this with pancakes, not waffles.

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I love all you guys.

“Break the egg.”
 
“Wh-what? No!”
 
“Break the egg and make the omelette.”
 
“No!”
 
“Would you kindly break the egg?”
 
Sound of a shell cracking, followed by anguished sobbing

Would you kindly pass the butter?

A waffle chooses, a pancake obeys.

I’m quickly regretting having her as my waifu.

What can I do with this one, Aunt Jemima? She WON’T… HOLD… SYRUP! I want to make them beautiful, but they always turn out WRONG! That one… too fat! This one… too oblong! This one… too symmetrical! And now… what’s this, Auntie? An intruder? She’s ugly. Ugly! UGLY! UGLY!

The look on Vinyl’s face is just priceless.

How did she plan on cleaning all that up before Vinyl got home?

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