Princess Celestia gives me a sexy message…  
Holy mother of god

Discord gives me a lap dance.  
Kill me now

I go down on Rarity.
 
I wish I was born a day earlier so badly right now.

Applebloom raped me. I… I don’t even know anymore.

I go down on…
 
What does that even mean?
 

Derpy is down for anything I want…….well then go make me some muffins while I figure out how to get a group orgy going with Braeburn, Promontory, and Soarin

Vinyl scratch is down for anything i want..  
So can i just lay on his (Intended) head because he’s my dad?

@Background Pony  
NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONOO  
Static

Ok. Hold the phone.  
First, Octavia feels the urge to give me boisonberry jam. (Hint hint.)
 
Ok, that’s fine, a random scenario.
 
But now I’m supposed to watch Vinyl scratch herself?? (Hinty hinty.)
 
What is with these mares?? How did I get both of their interests?!
 
……I’m ok with this. owO

Dr. Whooves gives me a sexy massage? I’m not sure how to feel about that.

Well, she’s quick with her hooves… So..

Get raped by Scootaloo. What? WHAT? Wut.

I get to go on a sexcapade with Spike….

Daring Do will give me a sexy massage… who’s that, again?

I get raped by Applejack.  
Awesome.

Octavia is down for anything I want.. I like where this is going.

A sexcapade with Pinkie?  
>disgonbgud.gif

@Haagel  

I know I already posted my result, but I have a better reaction to it.
 
Blowjob from Rainbow Dash: Screw the age rules, I have second best pony.

Fluttershy is down 4 anything I want. Anything…? Okay, let’s travel to Ponyville and watch some Sheldon Cooper non-sexually cuddling in the sofa.

Blowjob from Vinyl, Fuck yeah

one night stand with princess luna. yeah, i can live with that!

one night stand with soarin
 
YESYESYEYSYESYEYSYEYSYEYSYEYSYES

marry applebloom…
 
dont give me that look AJ,she asked me and i jokingly said yes…HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TOO KNOW SHE WOULD TAKE IT SERIOUSLY!?

Sexcapade with Octavia. Sounds like a great time.