…scootaloo, remind me never to rock that hard ever again.

Me and Mayor Mare rock out so hard that we literally kill cancer. Finally, a politician does something useful!

March 23rd.
 
drinks from a bottle of vodka and then hands it to berry punch
 
WOOOOOO LETS ROCK AND ROLL !

King Sombra and I fight a horde of zombies with electric guitars  

You are killed by Princess Celestia and her mob of gangsters.
 
Darnit, Celestia! What did I ever do to you?! Is it because of that thing me and Pinkie did, or that thing me & Nurse Redheart did? (Referencing previous birthday games)

September 27th: Discord and I form a gang and take over Ponyville.
 
Discord. Discord, I don’t think this is such a good idea.
 
You’ve tried this before. It didn’t work out well.
 
Discord
 
What are we doing
 
Discord stahp

Neat. I get killed by flash sentry because all that is to the left of me is a pillow.

@Background Pony #A6B8
 
BACK IN MY DAY, WE DIDN’T LIVE IN NO FANCY HOUSES! WE WOULD FIND A POISON IVY BUSH AND A PINE CONE TO BRUSH OUR TEETH AND ENJOYED EVERY MINUTE!
 
NOW IF’N YA’LL EXCUSE ME, I NEED TO EXPLODE THE CHICKEN COOP AND TAKE A NAP!

Take Luna hostage with Derpy (18. Dec)
 
Oh Pony..

Get in a bar fight with Applejack…  
Oh HELL No!

Me and Twi take over ponyville

Use Octavia as a Bass Cannon to (for the irony) destroy Vinyl’s house. (jun. 21)

Me and Discord fight a hoard of zombies with electric guitars.
 
So my question is which one of us has the guitars?

@Amonisis  
you blew up your own house…?

Bar fight with Buff Biceps
 
RIP

Get in a bar fight with King Sombra.
 
…that might actually be kind of funny.

I bombed Celestia’s castle with Applejack  
YEAH!

Rock out so hard with Derpy, we literally cure cancer
 
>>498243

I’m killed by AJ and her mob of gangsters.
 
That’s what I get for saying oranges are superior to apples.

Ah get into a bar fight with Fluffle Puff. Dear Celestia I’ll be consumed by fur!

I get in a Bar fight with Rainbow Dash.
 
Oh Christ this is gonna suck so hard.

Say what you will about Flash Sentry, but he IS a Royal Guard, and all I have to defend myself is an Amazon Kindle.

I use Granny Smith as a bass cannon, and i blow up applejack’s house!
 
THAT WILL TEACH YA YOUNGUNS ABOUT HARD WORK INSTEAD OF PLAYIN ON YER TWITTER BOXES AND YOUR ROCKEM SOCKEM ROBITS!

sept 27
 
this’ll be a cake walk, literally

I get in a bar fight with Pinkie Pie; well shit, I’m fucked; Pinkie + alcohol + fighting = DEATH