“I see you… You cannot hide from me… There is no life in the Void, only death.”

Sauron: You better close this goddamn door

@Shepard’s Favorite Store on the Citadel  
But then Celestia arrives on the scene and does this:  
 
YOU HAVE NOOOOO POWEEEER HERE, SERVANT OF MORGOTH!  
 
 
YOU ARE NAMELESS, FACELESS, FORMLESS!  
 
 
GO BACK TO THE VOID FROM WHENCE YOU CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME!  

@Revan0123  
No creation of Morgoth can resist the Dark Lord’s call.

@Shepard’s Favorite Store on the Citadel  
Great, now I’m imagining a scene with that:
 
Sauron black speech
 
Twilight: What is he even saying!?
 
Spike: …Listens carefully It has begun…
 
Twilight: What? How do you know what he is saying?
 
Spike: I don’t know…yet, I can understand what he says…
 
Twilight: Well, what else is he saying!?
 
Spike: Listens for a little bit The East shall fall…so shall the Kingdom of Angmar rise…
 
Twilight: Gasps in shock
 
Spike: The time of Equestrians is over…The Age of the Orc has come!

@Ardashir  
Spike himself would be a product of Morgoth just as Smaug so it’s only reasonable that he’d be capable of understanding Black Speech and exactly what Sauron was telling him.

@Shepard’s Favorite Store on the Citadel  
I wish I could upvote comments like this.

It has begun…
 
 
The East shall fall.
 
 
So shall the Kingdom of Angmar rise.
 
 
The time of Elves is over.
 
 
The Age of the Orc has come.

“Uh, Twi, no offense, but no bucking way am I going through this door’”

@Lawful Girly  
Still the same point really, Gandalf would likely fall under the ring’s power at some point so it would be bad, and as long as the ring was around so is Sauron, so in a way Gandalf would become a puppet for Sauron.  
Bottom line is Gandalf really couldn’t kick Sauron ass, it had to be the way it was.

@Prof.NightJack  
Not that he’s a worse person. It’s that he has more power.  
See, it’s actually explained in detail in the book, and kind of by an unrelated description in the game Jade Empire: With the kind of power the Ring can give to an Istari (Maia) like Gandalf, he could easily use it to restore peace to the land. And from there, perhaps, make sure that peace lasts by maintaining order. And then making that order firm against those who value personal freedoms–and thus tyranny.  
Something like that.

@Nicolas Cage #B675  
Will with 1. it’s kind of a moot point, I’m not a Tolkein fanboy but the whole point of the Quest of the Ring was that as long as the ring was around then so was Sauron and Gandalf said at the start, when Frodo tried to say that Gandalf it was hinted he was a worse person to take it as he was more linkly to fall under its power then Frodo, so basic logic tells me Gandalf couldn’t kick Sauron’s ass.

@RIG
 
@Background Pony #EB44  
I saw Tolkein Fanboys rant about how Gandalf could kick Sauron’s ass at this point because:
 

@Background Pony #B675  
Nope. If I understand rightly, while Gandalf and Sauron are the same type of being (Maiar) Sauron is still more powerful than Gandalf and Saruman combined.

*change the “it” for a “and”

@Background Pony #B675  
it caused a time paradox by changing the suppose future?

@SquiggyBomb  
You should be. “ Mongoloid “? Really?

“I seeee yoouuu”

Sauron wasn’t so tough.  
He got beat by two midgets and a mongoloid.
 
_{I’m sorry}

INB4 Tolkien fanboys come onto this, ranting that Gandalf should’ve kicked his ass!