Ask her to get off my table, because she’ll knock over the books and probably break it.
 
Then hug her and ask what’s up.

Jump screaming like a scared kitten to the ceiling.
 
Then, after calming down, listen to what she wants from me.

@GamerGuy4000  
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I listen to what she has to say first.
 
She’s obviously there for a reason.