Trixie: GIVE TRIXIE HER HAT BACK, YOU YELLOW THIEF!

“Hey guys look at me!I’m a fancy Unicorn magician. I’m so powerful and great and have a luxer-eOuse mane that I always keep away from dirty things like dirt or hard work or-”  
“There you are! How dare you deprive the Great and Poweful Trixie of her valued properity,and for “your”information Trixie has in fact worked just as hard as any pony to get to where She is today.”  
“Sure lady, I guess you couldn’t find any earth ponies to drag your cart all the way to Appaloosa?(snicker)”  
“ (glare)I’ll have you know I worked on a rock farm once and was a greatly valued worker”  
“Oh my apologize lady after all , I’m sure after all their hard work them earth ponies need some entertainment at the end of day, and how kind of maegment to hire a clown to keep th-AHHHHUUUUGGHHHHH!!!

“The Great and Powerful Trixie does not like having this cow pony hat on! It feels scratchy!”