Sakaki: Oh this litte pony make me think of a chicken! come here little chicken pony!  
Scootaloo: Back off Human! or i bite! and i not a chicken but a PEGASUS PONY! i only dont learn to fly yet!  
Sakaki: Oh? you can talk?  
Scootaloo: yeah!  
Sakaki: you still make me think of a chicken!  
Scootaloo: ok you ask for it(she bite her)  
Sakaki: AIE! Why you bite me? i not hurt you?  
Scootaloo: Yes you do! MY FEELING! call me a chicken is your big mistake!  
Twilight: ah you are Scootaloo! let go back to equestria!  
ScootalooL: good! i doot be close of this crazy human who call me a chicken were i am a Pegasus!  
Twilight:…..you bite her?  
Scootaloo: yeah? what you think i can do for protect my self? and i will not say sorry for what she call me!  
twilight:……i am sorry for this!  
Sakaki: is ok!  
Twilight: ok let go home!(she create a portail to equestria right to pony ville! both past to portail!)  
Sakaki:…………Scootaloo mean chicken in a other laugu..ah! is hurt! i better stop to pet all animal i see!

Careful, this chicken bites!

“Such a cute little chicken.”  
“Grrr… I’M NOT A CHICKEN!”

Poor Sakaki, can’t even pet ponies without getting bitten

*nom*

BITE!

To any Sakaki fans, you will love this gif.  

1 million hours in paint

One day Sakaki-chan.  
One day.