@QuasarNova  
lol yeah Trixie went straight up gangster not only did she shoot her for the peanut butter crackers she shot her again to not see her face any more thats pretty cold lol

@Background Pony #A9F5
 
Give credit to Kansas, at least there they fire some warning shots first

@QuasarNova  
Lol st Louis or Kansas City

@Background Pony #A9F5
 
Seems more like Missouri if you ask me

I didn’t know Canterlot High was in Detroit ;)

@Scrounge
 
Because 80’s one-liners are awesome

@Lawful Girly  
Hey, if I don’t care whether I live or die, why should you?

@Scrounge  
You’re a funny guy. That’s why we’re going to give you the last priority.

@QuasarNova  
Lyra and Bon Bon, to piss off the church and the Republicans. :P
 
And Sci-Twi, like I said, seems important too.

@QuasarNova  
Of course. They are just humans now, so killing them would be…just plain wrong.

@Scrounge
 
Then… the dazzlings. Because the Mane7 are already on high priority

@QuasarNova  
Angel comes with Fluttershy so she can keep him from being a spanner in the works. Human Blueblood has not been seen, and if he’s out there, he might not be quite as bad as his pony counterpart.

@Scrounge
 
Really? Lower than Angel, or human version of Blueblood

@QuasarNova  
First suggestion: Snips and Snails are assigned lowest priority possible.

@Scrounge
 
If it’s priorities, Celes… Oh right… Ehm… I need to think this through

@QuasarNova  
That’d be great if we can make it happen, but if we can’t save everyone I’d like us to know who gets priority.
 
 
@Lawful Girly  
I figured you knew, I just thought maybe you didn’t think about what that meant in this case.

@Scrounge  
Oh, I know that.

@Lawful Girly  
But they’re technically not the human versions. It’d be nice if Human Twilight got spared too though

@Lawful Girly
 
 
@Scrounge
 
Why not leave the human world intact altogether?

@Scrounge  
Also Twilight and Sunny. They’re adorable.

@Background Pony #CB78  
Aw, c’mon leave human Pinkie, she’s still funny.

Ohh well I don’t care if the human versions die. Kill them all Trixie/Twi~!

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>>547606

Even though I’ve probably seen this before I laughed really hard.

And then Shimmer tries to go to the police and finds that Derpy shot them because they were having a bake sale with muffins.