apple jack pushed me out the 3rd story window of a hotel

Lyra and Rarity are sucked into my computer.
 
Well, I’ll ctrl-shift-escape, try to figure out where they’re stored, and do what I can to get them out.

1000 copies of Princess Cadence  
BUY OUR TOYS

Robot RD wakes me up!

I made a thousand clones of derpy, who wants one?

“What. Did. You. Do?”
 
“I… may have made about a thousand clones or so of Apple Bloom.”
 
Applejack just stares at me for a while. “What.”

A robot version of Colgate wakes me up.  
Ooooh well.. she is probably advertising me to brush my teeths correctly everyday.

@Nootnoot  
If she does, it’ll be a sled.

at a hotel, scootaloo pushes me off the balcony from the third floor.
 
Is she aiming for a cutie mark in MURDER?!

I’m taking an unwilling Big Mac to the dentist… Yeah, not gonna happen then.

@Mister Friendly  
but it ended in the world’s largest orgy, so I don’t think many have a problem with it

I accidentally make 1000 clones of Molestia.  
And thus the world ended.

Cheerilee pushes me out the window of the third floor

Bon Bon turns into a monster  
WELL DUH I’d kiss Colgate and everything would go back to normal!  
…Right?

Woken up by robo AppleJack. This pleases me greatly.

Me,Pinkie,Fluttershy,and Cadence all have a swimming race. Pretty sure pinkie wins.

I have to take Shining Armor to the dentist, but he doesn’t wanna go.
 
Should’ve thought of that before you ate the birthday cake in one bite.

I babysit scootaloo  
YAY I get to hang out with my favorite CMC

Uh, Panic?
 
Pinkie Pie: Better than Lightning Dust.
 
Fluttershy: Oh, my…

1000 clones of celestia, you say.
 

hey hasn’t there already been 1000 clones of pinkie

Me, Berry Punch, mayor mare and gilda have a swimming race.

Spike becomes a monster and rampages.
 
Rarity, you’re up!

Berry punch and Y get sucked into my computer eh?  
So y is one below or above Berry Punch, ok then * looks up* Big Mac; not bad * looks down* Mayor Mare… Oh fuck yes!

A robot version of derpy wakes me up in the morning.
 
yespls