@gg666
 
 
You should write a fanfic about that.

“Pop that blister”  
_{-Gunnery Sergeant Hartman}

@Background Pony #EA46  
Yes.

Is that flash sentry.

So… The Royal Guard = Ponified Banana Guards?

Flash can’t catch a break. He was lucky it only turned out to be a small opossum instead of the many, many horrible creatures that inhabit the Everfree when it jumped out on him, but nooooo, flinch a bit, and you’re a wimp.

Wow, Flash actually has a personality? Insta-buy.

That Guard Pony…
 

 

 

>Pathetic Flash Sentry  
>Strange Rodent  
>Luna can’t give fucka
 
Why all of this is so delicious?

12th precinct
 

@Trickquestion  
HE’S JUST STANDING HERE…..MENACINGLY

@Background Pony #5FB3  
“Because.”

@Background Pony #5FB3  
He met Shining Armor, who knew about Twilight’s “incident” from Cadence and sent him back to Canterlot.

Huh. Her crown didn’t fall off in panel 4. Alicorn manes apparently have grippy powers.

Wasn’t Flash a Crystal Empire guard? Why’s he here?

@Trickquestion
 
He’ll steal all our waifus from us?
 
It doesn’t quite scan, but…

@gg666  
*Marsupial

@TricornKing  
This past summer my dog tore the f*ck up out of an opossum. Granted his name is Daisuke, is a Dorkie, and believes himself to be a big dog. I was just grateful it didn’t have rabies.

I think ANYBODY here would be startled by an opossum randomly showing up, so how about we don’t rag on Flash Sentry for something like that?

@SnowFlurry  
Flash Sentry: Bystander of the Universe

Just as worthless as he was in the movie.

Flash! how can you steal waifus if you are afraid of rodents!

I love this. The royal guard is exactly as pathetic as we always believed they are. And they actually made Sentry bearable.

 
Can’t blame him, they’re pretty scary.

Attempting to grow himself a proper cop moustache there.