September 9th, I love Nightmare Moon.

March 8

Tia and I hide in a pile of leaves, then we jump out and scare Discord.  
Neat.

Carrot Top you little piece of $#!’, you and your partners Applejack and Minuette will pay for raiding my fridge!!!!!!!!!!

Hide in the leaves and scare Twilight when she walks by.
 
(later that day)
 
Me: (behind bars) It was a joke! So what if she’s a princess now?

Me and Pinkie watch AVGN

Snakes, why’d have to be snakes?  
Apple Bloom: That’s for saying that I will never get my cutie mark!

My fridge is raided by Discord, Gilda and Celestia?  
Nuuuuuuu! I need food!

Gilda fills my bathroom with bees.  

Gilda fills my bathroom with…
 
No, not the bees! NO, NOT THE BEES!

November 7  
BRB, strangling Scootaloo.

Backstabbed by Rampage; if it’s the Rampage from Transformers, then I’m fucked

My fridge is raided by Nightmare Moon, Twilight Sparkle, and Applejack.  
I’m suing them if I’m even a smidgen hungry.

Damn it Octavia you backstabber

Me: Vinyl, I have a massive migraine right now. Shut off the Battle Tendency Soundtrack.
 
Vinyl: So, how’d you get here?
 
Me: Because I’m not comfortable around Lyra. Also, better tell Minuette to cancel her appointments.

Skydiving with Derpy, Applejack and Bon-Bon and I’m terrified of heights, lovely.

Skydiving with Fluttershy rarity and lighting dust. Ok

March 6th.  
This could not possibly go wrong in any way, shape, or form!

Me and Pinkamena get so shit-faced that we pass out on Carrot Top’s couch without her knowing about it.
 
It’s gonna be real fun when she finds us there in the morning.

march 23rd … lets go discord we have something to watch !

i just got duct taped to a wall by discord he would do something like this

@SylverDeathclaw  
Nothing remained

I got my fridge raided by applebloom, Cadence, and Twilight…This is the last time i have company over for the holidays =w=

I get thrown in a pit of poisonous snakes by Carrot Top…
 

Duck taped to the wall by Rampage. Please tell me it’s not the Rampage I’m thinking of.