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I’d buy a children’s birthday cake! But actually, the pony toy would be hiding the fact that I am buying a cake to eat by myself. Thinking about this has made me sad.
Apple Juice, Champagne, porn magazines, big bag of candy, and a Funnel.
Pregnancy test, single wire coathanger, and the largest volume of cheap alcohol you can find.
It’s arguably a lot more disturbing if you’re a man buying that stuff.
Any “lube + phallic object” combos are disqualified for being too obvious.
Just not the money shots, otherwise you might get arrested.
You got the money, you call the shots.
Pretty much this. I stopped caring what cashiers think about me the first time I bought condoms.
sweets
cling-film
ducktape
rope
knife
KY jelly
bananas
That should make people less suspicious, right guys?
And I can guarantee that each of those is wrong, you don’t want to know what goes through my mind.
Caravans Monthly
Salt
Carton of birdseed
Howling Scotsman Laxative (xtra strong)
Clingfilm
Home enema kit (extra large)
12 packs of cheapest underwear available
and Twilight Sparkle’s Balloon.
Luckily it’s no different than my usual shopping list.
that would have to be the most bazaar combo I’ve ever seen.
i have about 5 different ideas about what you could do with all that. none of them good
Also, if you have a younger sister, you now have her birthday card months in advance!
oh wait…