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Automated toilets scare the living fuck out of me.
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Trust me, you wouldn’t
If you say so. I still want a talking toaster.
“YO TOASTER HOW’S THE TOAST”
“ALMOST A PERFECT GOLDEN BROWN BRO, EXACTLY AS YA LIKE IT, AND YA JUST KNOW I’M NOT GONNA WAIT ’TIL IT GETS BURNT TO POP IT UP FO YA LIKE SOME WHACK-ASS FIRST-GEN TOASTER”
“OH WOW I LOVE YOU SO MUCH TOASTER EVEN THOUGH YOU’RE JUST AN ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE DESIGNED TO TOAST BREAD BUT MY FEELINGS FOR YOU ARE AS REAL AND DELICIOUS AND CRISPY AS THIS TOAST IN MY HAND, BABY”
“OMG LET’S KISS”
…and so on. The future is now.
lolwut?
Nothing like taking a shit and feeling like Blueblood is treating you how he expects commonpones like AJ to treat him. It latches onto your poopedo and twists it then yanks it straight out of you then backsplashes like a mutha.
Yeah I agree. A downside to Smart lasso.
I could use one of those.
Same thing here, but I’ve only seen most of that stuff in the really swanky malls.
@Too_Offensive
Holy shit, your toilets flush themselves? Dude, that’s like… whoa…
The US. Maybe it’s just an america thing.
What country do you live in?
I think i saw automatic toilet once, but i can’t remember where, or even if it was in my country or abroad.
On the other hand, automatic water taps, hand dryer and to a lesser degree soap dispenser are very common in my country.
The only places I’ve ever been to that haven’t had them were houses and non-franchise stores.
Where you can see them? Some high tech city in USA or Europe?