I always eat it like on the “Small Groups” picture.

@Background Pony #E665  
Since when has one pizza been enough for two people? I can just about polish off a well-topped large.

@Corrderio  
It is, I tried it once before. It works if you’re laying down.

Would that spiral even be effective?

@SeraphimDawn  
I’ll PM you. No sense in polluting this comment section any more than we have.

@Etherchanter  
Where are you?

@Etherchanter  
North = North of the main border with the US. Where most Canadians live.

@SeraphimDawn  
Unless you mean the border with Alaska, I’m higher north than you and we have a pretty good selection.

@Etherchanter  
Near the border.

@Etherchanter  

@SeraphimDawn  
Whoa! How far up north are you?

@Etherchanter  
Delissio is pretty much all we have here up in the North. I mean, 70% of the frozen pizza aisle in Superstores are Delissio. The rest are McCain, Dr.Oetker(feels like I’m eating crackers), Palermo’s, and this  

@SeraphimDawn  
Ah, yes. Delissio. The only frozen pizza that equals instant heartburn to me.

@ZORDON  
In Canada, they go be the brand name, Delissio. Both aren’t Delivery though.
 
I tend to eat my pizza with a fork. I don’t like greasy fingers.

I always cut mine the way it’s shown in the small group part and then cut each piece as I go (yes, I always eat it with a knife and fork)

@FairJustice  
I do.  
Very useful.

@FairJustice  
What he cuts can only be smelled…
 
_{Great. Now I’m stuck with this new headcanon}

@ZORDON  
Well it’s not, it’s one of the best pizzas you can find in the forzen food aisle.

@Prof.NightJack
 
Digiorno sounds like a really lame Digimon.

@Background Pony  
Never actually saw him cut anything in the show. Besides, who uses scissors on a pizza?

@FairJustice  
Snips? Cutting IS his one job.

Yes, but who does the cutting?

I just roll the pizza in to a roll and eat it like I would eat a burrito.

@ZORDON  
You could always get Digiorno or some other frozen pizza.