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Description
“It’s not a penis! It’s a prehensile clitoris. I snapped a minotaur’s neck with it once.”
“Wait, wha-”
“A bar fight in Fillydelphia. I was hoping the flashbang spell I set off in his face would get him to back off…”
“Um…”
“Don’t judge me, it was a matter of life and death.”
“… Why are you telling me this?”
“Wait, wha-”
“A bar fight in Fillydelphia. I was hoping the flashbang spell I set off in his face would get him to back off…”
“Um…”
“Don’t judge me, it was a matter of life and death.”
“… Why are you telling me this?”
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