Whoosh! Zoom! Zipp! Zow! The all new Kisber Series ’27 is here! Now featuring an enhanced neutrino field manipulator and a new Casimir reactor design pushing the threshold of speed to unfathomable potential! Get from Enceladus back to Earth in less than 20 seconds! The Kisber ’27 shatters all previous records for speed and safety, featuring the brand new frame-drag limiter, Hawking-Radiation avoidance system, and our signature quantum lattice steel (CDMC-Type 4) hull and bubble for handling whatever space debris and rocks the wild frontiers decide to throw at you! The navigations system has been updated to include a redundant Bose-Einstein Condensate positional reference navigator to ensure you never get lost while trekking out of the solar system. As always, we’re just one press of the Red Alert™ emergency system away from you at any time so that you feel safe no matter where you are, even if you become stranded on a gas giant (that’s right, we absolutely will fish you out of there safe and sound!)

All of the other well-loved features from the previous Kisber series make a return in our flagship model, including our gravitron tether, 30L rapid atmospheric rejuvinator (with options for a redundant backup system available at a slight upcharge), our high-definition solar ray light system, and, of course, our signature tail-light system. The cockpit features a quantum tethered vacuum-state wave receiver for all the latest news and updates delivered at superluminal speeds, a crystal cassette player, a hooves-free communicator, and our instant A/C system.

The all new Kisber Series ’27: For the Mare that Dares™ (by Cloudsdale Manufacturing Company, MMXXVII CE)

Now this was a really fun style to try out and emulate! The manga has some brilliant artwork in it and I adored the writing of the 1st volume tremendously, still an unsung gem of pony content in the fandom I feel. I absolutely love Star Dancer and Pinkie’s interactions, just A+ peak FiM moments imho. She made the perfect candidate for modeling in a flying saucer advertisement, so I had to put her in here.

Forgive a bit of my autism in the sales-pitch, since I would imagine ponies would call several of these concepts by completely different names (like the BEC navigation stuff, no way they’d know who Einstein or Hawking were unless they had direct analogues to each lel) but I wanted to just sperg a bit. Again, had a lot of fun with this one, especially coming up with the ship’s retro-futuristic design. Ah, what a blast.

Until next time, keep it classy ponefriends ;)