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Shamelessly ripped off another meme somewhere on the web.

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Background Pony #BF84
And then I take control of Spike from afar (using the power of the ANON) and do my trademark schtick of ruining the joke.
 
“Oh, yea! I think I remember Twilight having some at the library! I’ll go and get them if you’d like.”
 
Rarity, after having her pickup line shattered into a million pieces by the powers of ANON then said, [[FlatWhat “What?”]]
Burned_Brony

@Background Pony
 
No, petrified wood is supposed to be wood that is so hard that it is comparable to a stone. Rarity is basically saying that Spike’s (or yours if you want the image to be about you) erection is as hard as a stone.
 
It’s a fairly nice thing to say to a man. :^)