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Colt .45
Lunar Supporter - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).

Gladly. My 360 can surf the entire Internet(I’m on my 360’s Internet Explorer right now, actually), get Netflix, runs DVDs, and lets me play fun games. Who really needs the Xbox One?
UTTFISH'S
Solar Supporter - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Silver Bit -
A Perfectly Normal Pony - Buttweys
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Un*belly*vable!
@UTTFISH’S  
And in strategy games, it’s nice to place lots of spaghetti unit team shortcuts  
Plus mods, editing/sharing saved games..
 
 
and I refuse to buy a console, even if some game I like simply doesn’t have a PC release or port… Jerks
UTTFISH'S
Solar Supporter - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Silver Bit -
A Perfectly Normal Pony - Buttweys
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Un*belly*vable!
@Kanrabat  
Yet PC allows you to customize your key layout (well… “with some (stupid) exceptions”:forums.steampowered.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1244452 …)
Kanrabat
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

@Background Pony  
>1978  
>videogames  
>cheap  
>greentexting on Derpibooru
 
YOU LIE! (Maybe not but still) The Atari 2600 cost the price of a good used car! A goddamn cart cost as much as groceries for a family of 5 for a week! Shit were crasy!
 
Kid, if you think your 60$ game is expensive, just remember that games were always 60$… but that 60$ was on an entire different level 30 years ago.
Altrivius
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!

@PwnyPony  
Have you tried telling him that the only games the Xbox has over a PC is a generic zombie game that co-opted the name and basic mechanics of two much better zombie games for some unfathomable reason, Gears of War in Rome, and another damn Halo game? Or that anything he may have heard about Titanfall’s and MGS5’s exclusivity is outright lies? Or that a PC won’t force him to have a Kinect literally watching him fap? Or that not only can he borrow his friends’ games at no charge, but he can actually get free games for the PC and for most other previous consoles if he learns where to go (but he really shouldn’t)? Or that he can still keep playing his games years down the line because they won’t be reliant on a connection to Microsoft’s servers to be usable? Or that for that same reason, he more than likely won’t be able to do anything with the Xbox for several days upon release because the mass of idiots like him will bring Microsoft’s authentication servers to their knees (see also: Diablo 3 and SimCity 2013)? Or that he can still use his 360 controllers if he either has some wired ones lying around or gets an adapter for the wireless ones? Or that he doesn’t have to pay to play online beyond what he or his parents already pay for Internet anyway? Or that pretty much any time someone from Microsoft talks about the Xbox One, they keep lying out their asses, changing their stories, and/or dodging questions about its features and restrictions?
 
And if none of that works, he may be beyond all help as he is likely at one with the dudebro. Your best hope then is to attempt to sate him with an offering of double XP Mountain Dew bottle caps, as your attempts to convince him that his blind allegiance to the X is misguided will likely enrage and confuse him.
Cucaracha2

@Background Pony  
You know what, now I feel like a dick for asking, I’m sorry, the question was really uncalled for, and I should’nt have asked you in the first, again sorry……., by the way, just to let ya know, I’m 20……, just wanted to share that, again, sorry. :(
Background Pony #5F05
@Cucaracha2  
About as old as I am, apparently; that’s when I played my first video games, which were cheap derivatives of Pong.
fixman88
Sapphire - For users who have donated to the site
Happy Derpy! -
Bronze Supporter -
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Poni since '84
Jeez, just when you think they can’t act any stupider. Someone needs to tell them that when you’re in a hole, stop digging.
fixman88
Sapphire - For users who have donated to the site
Happy Derpy! -
Bronze Supporter -
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Poni since '84
@Kanrabat  
I use my desktop to play games these days (I don’t currently own a console but I do have a 3DS XL.) I use a 360 controller connected to my PC, most games these days have native support for it. Keyboard and mouse feel weird and unintuitive to me. I’ve been playing video games since 1978 so I don’t feel the need to justify my choices to anybody. I had consoles galore in the past, I just don’t have one now. The XBox One looks like a shit sandwich to me and I’m not touching it.
DoomPony
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Best Mood
@EricNeoMatrix  
As a console gamer (and frozen food eater), I have to say that’s not too far off. The pros of consoles over PCs are shrinking and Microsoft seems to be trying to speed that process up. I remember the old days (Wow, I can actually say that.) when I could just put a game in the machine and play the game. No downloading, no legal waivers, no installations. Just games.
 
I don’t know if PS4, XB1, and WU will be the last generation, but two of them already sound like wannabe PCs. Isn’t it funny that in an age of speed and convenience driven markets, consoles want to bog themselves down?
 
I remember being so surprised by the original PS having memory cards that could transfer data between them. You could continue your game on someone else’s disc on a different machine. Progress made wasn’t left on the disc (like cartridge games like SMW) or lost forever. (I never did reach the aliens in The Tick.)
Kanrabat
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

@Cucaracha2
 
 
I have the same problem. I enjoyed Diablo for PS1 a whole lot back then. I still have that game. Then, I bought my very first PC. AT LAST, I CAN PLAY DIABLO 2!!! I… tried to play the game. I got confused by the whole control setup and there’s no way to plug in a dualshock controller. To this day, I never played any PC games ever just because I cant stand the mouse and keyboard controls.
Cucaracha2

Out of topic, I once remember someone told me tnat PC games are awesome, they burrowed me one, I can’t remember it right now it was a long ago, and played it……………., NEVER AGAIN, the idea of using the keyboard and mouse to play a game was very unorthodox for me……..
PwnyPony
Silly Pony - Celebrated the 13th anniversary of MLP:FIM, and 40 years of MLP!
Shimmering Smile - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of Equestria Girls!
Solar Supporter - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
Crystal Roseluck - Had their OC in the 2023 Derpibooru Collab.
King Sombra - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of The Crystal Empire!
A Lovely Nightmare Night - Celebrated the 12th anniversary of MLP:FIM!
Elements of Harmony - Had an OC in the 2022 Community Collab
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Kinship Through Differences - Celebrated the 11th anniversary of MLP:FIM!
Verified Pegasus - Show us your gorgeous wings!

☀Welcome Princess Celest
@Crowley  
My brother is in that human stupidity part I keep offering to build a pc for him or at least to get a ps4 but he is stubbornly set on getting an xbox one.  
:(
Background Pony #3F83
“Don’t want our shitty new console? Then don’t buy it! We don’t really care.”