…To claim ‘PC Master Race’ is to proclaim yourself as a snobbish, elitist pig.
 
Not all of us have the luxury of being able to afford the parts needed to keep a PC able to run the best and newest games.  
Hell, the consoles can typically cost LESS than some individual parts.
 
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PlayStation for life, PS2 is still the best console for its age.

Original X-box was awesome.
 
X-box 360 was okay expect for the Red Ring of Death stuff.
 
X-box One sucked.
 
X-box Scorpio… Well, the console’s not out yet so I don’t know if it’s gonna suck or not but since X-box One sucked I think Scorpio is probably going to suck too as well but we’ll see what happens.

Pc welcomes all to its domain.

What happened to you Xbox? You used to be cool.

@Ichijoe
 
Actually, the PC-Engine changes near-constantly.

PC-Engine had the best Games IMHO. The 3DO had Need for Speed: Road & Track and Twisted. and the PS1 had Ridge Racer.
 
That’s why Systems always come and go ’round here but the PC-Engine always stays!

@TheLoneLampman  
Oh yeah, also, 3DO had absolutely ZERO drm.
 
Copy the cd and pop it in. Done.

@TheLoneLampman  
I know, at least it had some interesting games on it.

@aceofscarabs  
I LOVE my 3DO, thank you very much, and would never insult it like that.

Do you whippersnapers know what I am reminded of when I see the XBOne? I see the 3DO in it. Wait, I’m being too cruel to the 3DO, at least it wasn’t Always Online.

XBOX: With DOA3 / Ultimate + Fatal Frame I & II and Ninja Gaiden and Steel Battalion meant WIN back in 2003.
 
X360: Just One Acronym - RRoD… RRoD… RRoD!!
 
XBONE: i.e. The FAILBOX…

@Background Pony  
But it was a massive heavy brick with a huge controller with domed buttons that killed your thumbs when playing a racing game. In the time of the original Xbox i must have played on mine for about a month for SEGA GT and DOA3 before selling it and getting a Gamecube

@Appletart  
At least the first didn’t have red rings of death and have good exclusives and single player games such as the first and best Fable.

No one can deny this is most people’s reactions.

First Xbox was a pile of shit, the 360 was brilliant (new model)

@Mr. Horrible  
Well, that sounds… capitalistic as FUCK.

@Mr. Horrible  
’murica.

@Lathius  
… Do you realize how apt that post is? Especially on this site, where it was kinda nonstop for at least three days.

“But how do you know its going to be shit? It isn’t even out yet!”
 
The cries of every fanboy in denial who ever lived.

@Mayojar77  
Oh right, that’s supposed to come out this year, isn’t it? Maybe I’ll stick around for a bit.

@Ripple_Shine  
Dude, there’s still hope. You can preorder Saint’s Row 4 on PS3. That looks bitchin’.

@Mr. Horrible  
Oh, they went and fucking patented it too? I’m just going to seal myself in a deep dark underground prison complex.
 
To whom it may concern, please come and wake me when people start selling talent to reason instead of weakness to stupidity again. The password is “Gesundheit.”

@Mr. Horrible  
… There should be a law…

@Ripple_Shine  
I really, really wish that I was lying.
 
http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2013-05-24-microsoft-patents-awarding-achievements-for-watching-tv
 
“According to the GamesIndustry report, Microsoft envisioned a way to tie Kinect support into your TV viewing, meaning you could earn achievements for carrying out specific actions - like holding up a product - while watching a show or ad.”
 
Hold up a bag of goddamn Doritos. Get a goddamn achievment.

@Ilsor
 
And here I thought it was cable box pretending a gaming console. You know, like a dog dressed as a cowboy. Only far less adorable and much more expensive.