Background Pony #D967
"I used to go out with a psycho. She was great fun, but she was a f||yay||ing lunatic... I'd basically woke up in the middle of the night to feel something f||yay||ing ice-cold on my chest. What *she'd* decided in the middle of the night was that she felt ||horny||, so she got an egg out of the fridge and broke it on my chest thinking that we were gonna have some *sexy time!* And it was f||yay||ing ice-cold, I tell you, and I was all tucked up, all warm and just snoozing away. Aw, I was in bliss! I can confirm guys, *it is not sexy."* - Random CS:GO Bull||*****||ery (part 1), Sovietwomble