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Step 2: Marry House
Step 3:
Step 4: Divorce house and escape loveless marriage of 20 years.
She burnt orange juice.
@Background Pony #E366
I wouldn’t trust her to cook anything that needed heat. Maybe she could do cold cereal or a salad?
I wouldn’t allow her anywhere near a range
…Cooking dinner?
And then mow the lawn while she washes the car in a tight shirt, and when we’re both hot and sweaty from the outdoor summer work, relax together under a cool drizzle in the shower. Cold showers have an undeserved reputation. There’s nowhere better to cuddle after hot, sweaty outdoor work.
And then we have to fuck like rabbits on the night of our honeymoon.