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Some of you have come to believe that I like war. I wish to dash these rumours. I do not _*like_* war.

I. _*Love._* War.



Through my life, I have discovered so many forms of war:



You get up in the morning. You get into your ||shitty|| carriage. And you see a rich CEO who works half as hard as you do drive down the street in his Porsche.

Class war.



You make it to work, and find out that the annual drug test is today. And you just so happened to take a puff of your one-hitter a couple nights ago before dinner with your wife'’s awful parents.

Drug war.



But then, you find out that the only ones called in for testing are your zeblrack and Hispadonickey coworkers.

Race war.



Then you try and post about it on your Facebhookf, but then all your friends start arguing about what'’s right and what'’s wrong.

Flame war\!



You finally get home and you decide to relax by watching a show about "“Who gets the box?"” "“What'’s in the box?"” "“How much is what'’s in the box worth?"
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Storage Wars.



What I am telling you, my ||Nazi|| army of 1000 vamponires, is that I am a purveyor of war. And with your help over the years, we are now at the precipice of our true goal.



You see, I want a simple war. No class wars, no drug wars, no race wars, no flame wars, and *certainly* no *Cold* Wars\! %~||blueballed|| for 40 years.%

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What I want is a war that only we can bring\! A _*true_* war\! A _*German_e* war\! The sequel you'’ve all been waiting for:



*I\!*

*WANT\!*

*WORLD\!*

*WAR\!*

*III\!*