the O5 Council…
STATIC NOISES!!! A shadowy figure, in the shape of a unicorn comes on screen. The light behind them is too bright, making it difficult to make out any sort of facial shape or expression. The pony figure’s voice has also been scrambled to keep her voice a secret.

Hello Stardust here… Also known as O5-17. I am here to give a staff-wide announcment…

As the leader of the O5 Council, i am happy to report that, all reports of SCP-682 are coming in smoothly. No staff deaths have occurred in the past 3 months and only 1 containment breach has happened within the past 8 months. I am also happy to announce that this upcoming year, we will be hunting for new anomalies, and hopefully bumping up our research files to SCP-7000 through 7999. So i suggest all staff prepare for some extreme measures, as new reports of anomalies have been reported near site 19.

Good luck to you all…
O5-17 signing off.

the static noice sounds again, as the screen in front of you shuts off, leaving the SCP logo behind.