Happy 1000th Birthday! You’re still as young and healthy as you were in your 30s, and you spent the last 880 years surviving and recounting the joys of your little ponies.
 
Among the surviving peoples of that distant era, they danced, they sang, and they made stage plays in honour of that purple twilight that never arrived. Thanks to you, the princess of friendship lives on in legend and song!
 
While you go back to sleep after another tale of Twilight’s misadventures, you see a bright light from the Moon: a fair lady in white descends from a beam of moonlight to your room, her pale hand reached out with a serene smile.
 
Princess Celestia wants to marry you – she wants to be your wife!