@Mayojar77
 
No, she was a living, breathing pony. I hate wax dummies. It just turns out she was a changeling.

@Randomosaur  
Actually, dude, turns out it was a wax dummy. You’ve been had, sucker.

@Mayojar77
 
Nonsense. She answered me yesterday.
 
… Where has Queen Chrysalis been lately? The Canterlot Guard hasn’t seen her since I first kissed Twilight.

@Randomosaur  
Yeah, it also has to do with the fact that Twilight hasn’t answered any of your calls since about a week ago.

@Mayojar77
 
She seems to be sucking green air from me. Lately I’ve been feeling a bit weak.

@Randomosaur  
I was wondering when you’d notice that.

@Mayojar77
 
Tru-
 
Wait, did her eyes just give a green glow?

@Randomosaur  
Not of a religion that practices marriage, I’m afraid.

@Mayojar77
 
Yes, she was ill. But the fisherman is technically a former priest.

@Randomosaur  
For it to actually be a wedding, it has to be a priest. Also, I’m pretty sure her vows sounded more like a manticore with a sinus infection.

@Mayojar77
 
True, the wedding was too cheap to hire a priest. But that pole was just your imagination.

@Randomosaur  
On top of that, I was sure that I saw her tied to a pole while taking her vows, Which were half mumbled. And that priest wasn’t a priest, he was a fishmonger. I know because he works in a supermarket near the waterfront.

Welp.
 
I’m bored.

@Mayojar77
 
Ssh, kids will see this.

@Randomosaur  
Looks like you were more wasted than she was, because, last time I checked, that wasn’t what flying looked like.

@Mayojar77
 
She isn’t. She’s letting me ride on her while she’s flying.

@Randomosaur  
Why is she flopping around like a ragdoll in all the videos?

@Mayojar77
 
Shows wedding photos and videos

@HamburgerTime  
Don’t be sorry dear. You didn’t know :3

@Randomosaur  
I find that hard to believe.

@Rarity  
Ah. Right. Sorry.
 
Ma’am.

@Mayojar77
 
No. I am officially married to Princess Twilight Sparkle.

@Randomosaur  
In your dreams.

@Mayojar77
 
Indeed. They are full of protein!
 
And I have an alicorn as a waifu.

@Prince Leaf  
I’d watch it….wait!