James A Williams 
**Trixie:** Well well well, what do we have here?
**Derpy:** Hmm? Oh (giggles), hi.
**Trixie:**_*Pfft._* It seems I’ve found fair’s big attraction this year: a land whale.
**Derpy:** (gasp) A whale? Where? I wanna see!
**Trixie:** (sigh) I meant you! You’re look like a hippo or an elephant!
**Derpy:** What do you mean? I may be grey, but I don’t have a trunk like an elephant. Or hooves like a_*hippopolotamis_*.
**Trixie:**_*Urgh!_* Do I have to spell it out for you?!
**Derpy:** No no, don’t worry, I can. Uhh, H, I, P, P, O-
**Trixie:** YOU’RE FAT! That’s what I’m trying to say! You’re fat! F, A, T! Fat! D’you get it now?!
**Derpy:** OHHHH riiight, (Giggles). You mean my tummy. It is pretty big, isn’t it?
**Trixie:** That’s what I’m saying! I’m wondering why you’re doing this to yourself and how you’re able to cope with all this… flab!
**Derpy:** Well… I sure do love a lot of muffins. They’re so light and fluffy and scrummy for my tummy. And I like how it wobbles and jiggles around. (Grabs and wobbles her own belly) (Giggles) It feels so funny.
**Trixie:** (Sits down on a bench)_*Ugh! I guess I’ll never understand your… your… derpiness._*
Derpy waddles over to the same bench and drops her 600 pounds of girth onto it as she sits down. Trixie, being only 120 pounds, gets launched into the air as the bench bends and collapses, due to Derpy’s weight.
**Trixie:** WWAAAHHHHH!
**Derpy:** Trixie? Wh-Where did you go? … I guess she wanted some cotton candy. Or a toffee apple. Or-
**Bulk Biceps:** MUFFINS! Here’re your muffins, Derpy.
**Derpy:** Ooohhh! (Giggles) Thanks Bulk. (She munches away, but then thinks for a moment.) Um, Bulk? I'm not getting too heavy for you, am I?
**Bulk:** Nah, nothing wrong with a little bulk!
I had this pictured in my head ever since I saw this one Tumblr. One of my favourite characters gets the spotlight for once and she looks great.
**Derpy:** Hmm? Oh (giggles), hi.
**Trixie:**
**Derpy:** (gasp) A whale? Where? I wanna see!
**Trixie:** (sigh) I meant you! You
**Derpy:** What do you mean? I may be grey, but I don’t have a trunk like an elephant. Or hooves like a
**Trixie:**
**Derpy:** No no, don’t worry, I can. Uhh, H, I, P, P, O-
**Trixie:** YOU’RE FAT! That’s what I’m trying to say! You’re fat! F, A, T! Fat! D’you get it now?!
**Derpy:** OHHHH riiight, (Giggles). You mean my tummy. It is pretty big, isn’t it?
**Trixie:** That’s what I’m saying! I’m wondering why you’re doing this to yourself and how you’re able to cope with all this… flab!
**Derpy:** Well… I sure do love a lot of muffins. They’re so light and fluffy and scrummy for my tummy. And I like how it wobbles and jiggles around. (Grabs and wobbles her own belly) (Giggles) It feels so funny.
**Trixie:** (Sits down on a bench)
Derpy waddles over to the same bench and drops her 600 pounds of girth onto it as she sits down. Trixie, being only 120 pounds, gets launched into the air as the bench bends and collapses, due to Derpy’s weight.
**Trixie:** WWAAAHHHHH!
**Derpy:** Trixie? Wh-Where did you go? … I guess she wanted some cotton candy. Or a toffee apple. Or-
**Bulk Biceps:** MUFFINS! Here’re your muffins, Derpy.
**Derpy:** Ooohhh! (Giggles) Thanks Bulk. (She munches away, but then thinks for a moment.) Um, Bulk? I'm not getting too heavy for you, am I?
**Bulk:** Nah, nothing wrong with a little bulk!
I had this pictured in my head ever since I saw this one Tumblr. One of my favourite characters gets the spotlight for once and she looks great.