Aristophanes: And I thought Morsimos* wrote dreck!

* A no-talent dramatist Aristophanes sometimes poked fun at.

This isn’t even the worst thing about the book. It’s all so bad.  
Book written by a boomer lady trying to be a young girl or what, but she doesn’t know shit about what young people in the age of internet actually think like. It is SO awkward.  
Main character supposed to be twenty-something but the way she acts seems like a dumb 11yo who JUST discovered that peepees aren’t just for peeing.  
I read this when I was like 14 or 15 and even back then I thought it was pretty retarded. I mean plenty of amateur stories you can read online for free have more potential than that pile of… _nonsense

Hey now, don’t knock it! Markov Text Generators aspire to write gobbledygook as meaningless as that!

Reading the thumbnail, my mind keeps wanting to change “published” into “punished.”

I usually make a point not to bash anything that I haven’t watched/read myself, but in the case of Fifty Shades, I’ve heard enough about it to confidently say that quality-wise it’s somewhere between toilet paper and firewood.

That book series is made of gallium, rubidium, a generic anion, and germanium.  
Ga+Rb+A+Ge.