Pay your taxes Brownie Bun, they pay for the fire department that you so often have to call.

If you won’t pay your taxes because you’re cute, it doesn’t matter. I can burn you to the bones.

@Agent Tasmania  
She’s been using her cuteness as a bribe to get every store to waive sales tax.

@Background Human  
130,000 in Canadian Money…isn’t that like 11 American Dollars or 24 Head pats?

It’s established she doesn’t have a job (not for lack of trying), and all major assets would be under the couple, so Brownie would only be paying sales taxes which you can’t really avoid.

“You owe $130,000 in Canadian money or 13 minutes in bellyrubs.”

That loophole was nullified when every pony kept trying to use the pony pout on the Taxman.

No no, it’s if you’re pretty RICH you don’t have to pay taxes.

Brownie does a McAfee and gets arrested in Spain for numerous crimes committed where her only defense is “I’m cute”

Brownie darling, you can only avoid taxes if you have a shit ton of money!

Taxation is theft, anyway.

Actually, she’s right. Unless the tax laws have a new entry for ‘sentient equine’ she is probably listed under ‘livestock’ and Richard has to pay.

That’s how it should work.

Julius Haysar once said “There are two certainties in life, Death and Taxes.”  
Even if you never fill in a tax-form you still pay taxes over the goods and services you pay for. ;)

No, I’m pretty sure that’s how it works…