@I Was Never Here  
It’s true. And to be a bit more general… you’d be surprised what a competent medical lab can determine from a stool sample. They can sometimes even get DNA samples from it.
 
Rumor has it that in 1981, during sensitive nuclear negotiations between the US and USSR in Finland, the French SDECE intelligence agency gained access to the hotel where the Soviet delegation was staying and tapped into the sewer lines. Analysis of Brezhnev’s poo revealed that he was in very poor health–heart disease, among other things–and would die soon. This information was passed on to the US government, which stalled, hoping his successor might offer a better deal.

@Background Human  
man i got nothing to add, i’m just glad someone else remembers kith.

@Tinandel  
Aliens might just be super interested in gut flora, which to be fair is super interesting. People’s microbiomes can be wildly different, and you can probably get a TON of information just by sampling that shit.

That’s exactly what I wanted!

Sounds like a regular Friday night actually

@Meanlucario  
hell the fuck yes i would. i dont even need the Xbox.
 
@Dirty Bit  
Even better! we can play the original Destroy All Humans! while they destroy my ass pipe

@Brass Melody  
They won’t wait for you to ruin the experience.

@Meanlucario  
What makes you think they won’t let me get mine?

@Brass Melody  
What makes you think they use lube?

Sigh  
Fine let me get the lube.

Free Xbox tho.

Alien facts: the wooden doors are their weakness

Finally, a Funko Pop that doesn’t look creepy AF

@Thistlecorn  
“We’ve been coming here for fifty years and performing anal probes, and all that we have learned is that one in ten doesn’t really seem to mind!” – The Kids in the Hall

@Meanlucario
 
Oof. Anon got screwed in more ways than one.

@Dirty Bit  
It’s the original Xbox.

Mischievous as they are, they’re still adorable.
 
Would anyone actually be willing to do butt stuff in exchange for some time on the new Xbox?

@brony-in-denial  
That’s quitter talk.

@Background Pony #8D26  
There’s no way it will fit.

“But will you stick the XBox up my butt?”

@Tinandel  
You’d be surprised what you can learn about a species’ physiology and anatomy from the contents of their anuses.

Darn alien horses.

Seriously, why are aliens such massive anal fetishists?

Seems like a win win situation to me

Ayyy