@PikaRobo  
Agreed. Raricop is best cop ever.

Give Rarity an extra big hug. Cops have been being treated like crap the last few months.

@ChronoLuminaire  

 
Just not necessarily in one piece…  

@Minus  

 
Wait until it gets to 999 and then dial it to get them to come from the UK instead! ;D

You can dial the upvote amount to get the first 3 to show up! Wait no I just ruined it!

@Yet One More Idiot  
You say that like there can only be one person delivering mail at any given time.

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@ChronoLuminaire  

 
It kinda makes sense ’cos of her speed, but there is already an actual mail girl in the form of the aderpable Ms Derpy. :)

@Background Pony #6E63  
Mail delivery Dash has fine fandom precedent. “All your mail will arrive from anywhere in forty-five minutes or leeessss…”

@Background Pony #3D9A  

 
I think that Pinkie stands for the whole agribusiness what would include agriculture but also the food industry and the the whole food trade. Because it would not make sense to say that selling food is essential but producing and processing of food is not.

Essential Village People

@Background Pony #3D9A  
I doubt that’s what the artist was going for.

Applejack is an actual farmer in the show, yet you chose to depict her as a firefighter. I guess farmers aren’t essential.

Pinkie would wear funny masks. A different one every day!

This feature pic is also essential

@Cosmas-the-Explorer  
And I would not shed a tear for both of them getting cement shoes in this scenario.

@Background Pony #03AC  
Of course the next plot twist would be that these victims were corrupt union busters, Mafia crimelords, and anyone who would oppress the weak. AJ’s parents got killed by Mafia gangsters when demanding better working conditions at a factory.
 
And Rarity not only would look the other way, but maybe talk to AJ about a few people she dislikes hint hint. Although Rarity would be annoyed at her friend’s lack of subtlety when covering her tracks. Luckily Rarity growing up poor and having to resort to trickery to get ahead, is excellent at lying. And with her charisma and sultry cunning, as a sheriff, she’s able to make alibis for her pal.

I love this. Mail delivery Dash is a great idea.

@rarity  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5fts7bj-so

@Easybreeze  
Thank YOU for your help. I know people are crazy with retail workers and act like they make the rules when the workers are just doing their job and the trouble rude customers give is unbelievable. Me and many appreciate the help of the friendly neighborhood workers that ready our food, clothing, essentials, and other items to keep us living in sanity. 😁

As a 5 year veteran of retail, I stand with Pinkie!

@Cosmas-the-Explorer  
Plot twist: AJ is the crazy axe murderer, and it creates comedic friction every time Rarity has to cover for her.