I’ll wash my hands because it would be unhygienic to gouge out my eyes with dirty hands.

Yeesh, that’s horrifying.

@Altair the dragon-horse  
That’s brilliant 😂

@Marv West  
And rubbing alcohol. Or possibly just alcohol. Drink enough and it will reach the brain and wash away the memory of this accursed picture. :D

You need to wash with soap

I think washing my eyes is a higher priority at this point.

@ThreeAreEss  
Probably never

I understand Lyra Heartstrings’ obsession with humans and that she wants to have hands. I like her the way she is, with hooves like a normal pony. Is it weird that I don’t want her to have hands?

what the hell

N E X T  
F E A T U R E D  
I M A G E
 
P L E A S E ! ! !

@Dragonpone  
[horrified dragonhorse noises]

@ThreeAreEss  
@Altair the dragon-horse  
ngl if this gets nominated it’s getting my vote

Ahaha.. Haha.. Ha..
 
incoherent screaming

Y

@ThreeAreEss  
Don’t give them any ideas, please.

Just waiting for the day this becomes a featured image.

A public disservice announcement.

there is so much wrong with that