@BADASSassin  
I know it would certainly empower me.

@Deathspank  
Good plan, but on the off chance Tempy happens to be into that…nothing will stop her from eating that booty whole.

@Tirimsil  
Simple solution: Dine on Little Caeser’s pizza and drink a couple of higher gravity IPA’s before the battle. As soon as her face is close to the rear, let it rip! Hopefully you don’t need her in a state where she’s still alive.

Tempy pls

@Cyborg_pony  

 
This

@Brass Melody
 
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@Neko Majin C  
My man.  

Yeah, well, I hate your sexy well toned thighs, your deliciously firm taut butt, and your boner inducing perfectly sculpted abs.

stupid sexy twilight

beep-beep-beep! beep-beep-beep!
 
Celestia: What’s up, Sparkle?
 
Sparkle: Princess! I’m trying to fight Tempest Shadow, but I’m dummy thick and she wants to motorboat my ass cheeks!
 
Celestia: Tempest Shadow is the Storm King’s fiercest lieutenant, Sparkle. She’s trained in CQC and her broken horn makes her magic unpredictable and grossly unstable. Her only exploitable weakness is her fondness for big juicy – wait, you just started fighting her and she’s already trying to put her face under your tail?
 
Sparkle: She’s mercifully waiting for us to finish our Codec call, but she’s got a knife and a fork ready.
 
Tempest: I DO NOT! BAKA NE!
 
Celestia: Get outta there, Sparkle! You won’t have anything left there once she’s done with you!

@Lupin Quill  
…a shot for royal plot.

OK, bony cheeks.

They’re not big, they’re princess sized.

Tsundere as fuck.

Too relatable Tempest xD

If pony ass isn’t meant to be eaten, then why does it come between two buns?

a good brrr brrr? well i never saw that joke coming! hahaha

It’s only natural to desire a piece of the top purp.

So accurate.