Scoutilda  
Diamond Soldier  
Pyriscord  
Demover  
Heavysombra  
Flimgineer and Flamgineer  
Mediwill  
Snipixie  
Queen Chrysaspy

This works rather flawlessly, actually. Odd.

@TomGunFish  
Easy, jaws o’ life, I can’t stand a racist.

It’s because he’s black,isn’t it?

Chrysalis: May I borrow your earpiece? this is Gilda, rainbows make me cry! over!

My headcannon about TF2 FiM would be like this:
 
Team CEL:  
Scout: Rainbow Dash.  
Soldier: Spiker/Sir Spike.  
Pyro: Pinkie Pie.  
Demoman: Zecora.  
Heavy: Big Mac.  
Medic: Fluttershy.  
Sniper: Twilight Sparkle.  
Engineer: Applejack.  
Spy: Rarity.
 
Team BLU:  
Scout: Derpy Hooves.  
Soldier: Gilda.  
Pyro: DJ PON-3.  
Demoman: Berry Punch.  
Heavy: Prince Blueblood.  
Medic: Photo Finish.  
Sniper: Octavia.  
Engineer: Flim Flam Bros/Carrot Top.  
Spy: Trixie.

Chrissy as the spy, of course. hehe
 
For some reason I’ve always pictured Discord being a better Medic. Iron Will would work better for Heavy I’d say, while I guess Sombra could have Pyro due to his lack of words. I guess the rest work though.
 
PS - I actually don’t know THAT much about TF2, but I picked up so much from a friend of mine who plays it constantly. lol

and the most muscular one gets to be the medic. Actually that fits since the medic is actually really fucking strong.

Rover: Oh, they’re gonna have to glue you back together…IN TARTARUS! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

A bit overpowered team, don’t cha think?